(via misjudgments)


paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

(via bright-sea)



wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

(via officialtrashbag)



(via ckings)


youaintshitok:

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree.

That makes it a plant.

Chocolate is salad.

(via metalhearted)




willpunforfood:

when people ask me what im doing after high school


drunktrophywife:

I DONT LIKE THSI

drunktrophywife:

I DONT LIKE THSI

(via willpunforfood)




anelacium:

Tonight was amazing. I felt alive once again and I didn’t know if I was ever going to feel that way again.

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